Nostradamus the Unsure: Prophecy of the Ping Pong Table

Nostradamus the Unsure, our most enigmatic member, has foreseen the impending doom of the ping pong table. His prophecy foretells:

"Beware the ping pong table, for it shall bring us all to our knees. It shall be the downfall of the committee, the destruction of the office fridge, and the end of sanity for all who dare to play.

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